Can I have some?

welcome to my blog.

a place to post. a place to eat oreos. a place to vent. a place to heal.

i started this blog so i could use a different outlet besides munching on fattening oreos. as if that has done any good... *mind wanders to oreo package in the house...*

then i realized that oreos can be semi symbolic. if you are are that crazy about oreos that is. which... i am.

eating oreos is therapeutic for me. when i am struggling or when i need a pick me up. they have chocolate. and sugar. both of which help lift my mood. not to mention that i eat them soaked with milk, which is my miracle drink.

i post my posts to not only get stuff out. there may be people who read my blog who have been in the same kind of situations as i have. i hope reading them and knowing that others have gone through things like i have, will be to you what eating oreos does to me.


and yes. i didn't capitalize anything in here. i just felt like it. deal with it.


munch up.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Two good things

Preface:

Two parents at the store decide to pick up some cereal that the wife really likes. Because of the expensiveness of it, they haven't ever bought it, and the wife was quite excited. It was on sale. The two wordlessly decreed that it would be only for the wife.

Chapter one:

We find our hero in the kitchen. After already deciding on bagels for breakfast, he spies some cereal with yummy strawberries in it. After grabbing the box, he proceeds to his mother to ask for some of that instead. She tries to convince him that it is her cereal, but that they have some other cereal with yummy strawberries as well. He doesn't take that very well. His mother then tries to remind him that he wanted bagels first, and he accepts that idea.

After a few times of reminding him that he wanted bagels in the first place (usually after his mom opened the box of cereal with yummy strawberries or filled her bowl with the cereal with yummy strawberries), breakfast commences. Our hero munching on a toasted bagel with strawberry cream cheese on it, his mother eating her very own expensive cereal, and his father eating the not so expensive other cereal. Both cereals had yummy strawberries in them. After realizing this, our hero starts to whine, complaining that he didn't get cereal with yummy strawberries in it.

Trying to keep a tear free morning, his parents concede and his father trades his not so expensive cereal with yummy strawberries in it for our hero's bagel. After a few minutes of this set up, our hero remembers just how tasty the bagel was. He starts to whine again. Seeing as the bagel is almost gone with the speediness of our hero's father's eating habits, his parents couldn't concede again. They try to convince him that his not so expensive cereal with yummy strawberries in it is tasty, and has yummy strawberries in it. After persuading, hugs, and his father threatening that he would eat our hero's not so expensive cereal with yummy strawberries in it, he finally gives in and finishes eating his breakfast.

Stay tuned for our hero's next hard decision.

1 comment:

Lisa said...

LOL don't we know that there's nothing special for just mom in the house? One of those sad sacrifices we make for our kids. I wait until Lee is in bed before I get any treats for me out, because I know if he's awake, no matter what he's doing, he can sniff out a treat ten miles away.